Adjustment

Jokes

I'm pretty excited I had my first chiropractic patient today!

He was complaining about neck pain, but he liked the following adjustment so much he's been asleep for the past 4 hours!

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Today, I went to my first chiropractic adjustment session...

I had a boner

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My Doctor just advised me to quit drinking. This is going to be really difficult and a big adjustment...

I’ve been with this Doctor for 35 years.

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If I owned a chiropractor group-practice...

I would call it "The Adjustment Bureau"

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My flight instructor got mad at me today.

He said I needed an "attitude adjustment."

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I realized I needed an altitude adjustment...

...so I booked the next flight out of town.

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