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How should you address your boss when you can see their hair but their eyes are shaded?

Super Visor!

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What does a house wear?

An address

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When my wife got pregnant, everything changed.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

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What does a house wear?

Address

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How did the servant address the King of Marijuana?

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A mail man is delivering a package when he realises that the send to address is the same as the send back to address

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What does a house wear?

Address.

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Why was the return address missing from the envelope?

It up and left.

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What does an IT Technician call their bathroom?

An I-Pee address.

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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

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I got fired from the zoo today for talking to Dumbo

Apparently I am not allowed to address the elephant in the room

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"I've finally realized that I should never have given Timex my real email address when I filled out my warranty card," he complains to the bartender. "Now it looks like I'm on some sort of a watch list."

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When my wife got pregnant everything changed.

My name, my address, my phone number.

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There once was a farmer who was struggling to make ends meet...

The market left him with very thin margins after food distributors were paying less and less, and labor laws forced him to keep paying his workers more and more.

His neighbor told him about how he was able to get a grant from a local Native American community that helped save his farm.

His neighbor gave him the address and he hopped in his old beat up ford and headed dow


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.
A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it up from.


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it up


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A Private is standing outside smoking

A Private is standing outside in the smoking area, joking around with one of his buddies.

A young Lieutenant walks up to them, and asks "Private, have you got change for a dollar?"

The private looks over at him, and replies " Yea sure buddy, no problem".

The Lieutenant stares at him, mouth agape, then begins tearing into him. "What di


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How does Beto O'Rourke's butler address his boss?

Master Beto

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A broke and depressed guy is looking for a job.

He finds an ad in the paper that says "If you want to succeed be at X address June 15th 12 PM". The guy gets a glimpse of hope that he might actually shift his life around so he decides to go.

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Day comes and sure thing he is at that specific address at the requested time but discovers only an unfinished office building. He goes in, elevator tape


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An alligator runs an insurance company.

One day a man comes in and says that he’d like to get health insurance for his wife, Yu. The alligator replies, “I’m going to have to get confirmation from your wife that she does indeed want health insurance, if you give me your address, I can stop by to get her information.”

So the man gives the alligator their address, and says, “See Yu later, alligato


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A mailman sees a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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Hey, you guys wanna hear a totally original joke?

A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up.

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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A mail man notices a mail box with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it u


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Where do network engineers go to use the toilet?

At their IP address.

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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up


So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he pick


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A Customer Came In Needing To Turn On Water Service At Their New Address

I Asked If They Had Tried Smooth Jazz And Wine Coolers.

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Why is America and Russia participating in a Second Cold war?

Because according to our greatest leaders, this is how you address global warming

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The best way

A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers


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A guy is asked to give an address at his best friend's wedding.

He grabs the microphone, clears his throat and, in the smoothest voice he can muster:

- Number 23, Maple Street, 2nd floor, apartment number 3.

The groom is dumbfound, looking at his friend.

- That's the address of you wife's lover, bro.

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A mailman notices a mail box with the flag up



So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that


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A blonde reporter is given a choice...

Her boss tells her that she has to get a good scoop within an hour or she’ll be fired. She thinks for a while, then, her face lights up, and she runs to her car and drives off. Her boss waits an hour, then texts her to ask where she is. She responds with an address, and after driving there, her boss is surprised to find an ice cream shop. He walks in to find the blonde happily eating ice cre


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What do you call a dead URL?

An R.I.P address

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So HBO is making a new show about Chernobyl...

Seems like a sensitive topic to make a tv show out of. Think they'll address the elephant's foot in the room?

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Yo Momma so fat, she had to move to a 64-bit address.

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HBO will block all streaming that is NOT to the SUBSCRIBER address TONIGHT 5pm Eastern

HBO has announced tonight at 5 PM Eastern time they will be will be blocking all IP address is not associated with the primary subscribers home address. This is estimated to bring in 97 thousand new subscriptions before Game of Thrones premieres tonight and thousands more daily thereafter. Is this posted in the correct sub Reddit?


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A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up



So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.

A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that


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I accidentally sent a dick pick to my entire address book

not only was it embarrassing, but the stamps were damn expensive.

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How did everyone address Batman?

How did everyone address batman when he was a kid?


"Lil' Wayne"

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Last week i was taking a customers address

23 Shakespeare road, I confirmed the address by asking "Is that 2,3? Or not2,3?"

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When life gives you lemons...

Demand that those lemons address you with the correct pronouns.

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Just got yet another email from the patron saint of copying people in

I should never have given my email address to St Francis of a CC

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When did you realize youve lived with your uncle and aunt altogether since youre born?

When you can read Alabama in your address

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Everything changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.

My name, my address, my phone number, even my face (slightly)

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What is O.J. Simpson's internet address?

Slash slash backslash slash slash escape

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My mom invented identity theft..

She never threw shit away that had her name or address on it

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My wife began to address the elephant in the room.

I asked her why she was talking to herself.

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