What's the quickest way to remedy when you're bitten by a Death Adder?
Get bitten by a Death Subtractor
What do you call a snake that likes math?
My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasnt a good adder
I’d rather be an anaconda anyway
Why didn't the viper viper nose?
Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.
I used to have a mathematician friend who turned out to be a snake.
I should have known he was an adder.
What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?
Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?
A Black Adder
What do you call a gay snake?
What kind of snake eats chicken when he does his snake taxes?
A black adder