Adder

Jokes

What's the quickest way to remedy when you're bitten by a Death Adder?

Get bitten by a Death Subtractor

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What do you call a snake that likes math?

An adder.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasnt a good adder

I’d rather be an anaconda anyway

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Why didn't the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.

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I used to have a mathematician friend who turned out to be a snake.

I should have known he was an adder.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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What do you call a gay snake?

A Poof-Adder.

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What kind of snake eats chicken when he does his snake taxes?

A black adder

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