Addendum

Jokes

What would you call an addendum to burglary laws that would state that it's legal to break and enter into someone's house, provided you leave them with a gift?

The santa clause

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An addendum to the Interrupting Cow knock-knock joke. I believe this is the appropriate way to tell it.


"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Impatient Cow."

"Impatient Cow W--"

"MOO!"
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part two:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"*Patient Cow...*"

"Patient Cow *who?*"


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