Adaptation

Jokes

Why has there been no live action adaptation of the little mermaid?

They can only capture Ariel shots.

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Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.

Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.

It's a very powerful whore-moan.

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I really disliked the most recent adaptation of Fantastic Four.

I guess I have a version aversion.

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The lead actress for the local theatre adaptation of "Anne Frank's diary " was so bad...

That during the scene when the Nazi officer comes in and shouts " where is she ?"

Almost half the audience shouted " in the attic ".

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I got kicked out of my book club meeting because I tried to review Tommy Wiseaus book adaptation of his movie despite never actually having read it.

I should have noticed how irritated the crowd was getting at my inaccurate speech, but I didn’t read The Room.

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Study on Prostitutes

Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.

Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.

It's a very powerful whore-moan.

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Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.

Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.

It's a very powerful whore-moan.

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What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination?

Arsecandle

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Whats Charles Darwins favorite movie?

Adaptation

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The meaning of life

noun, plural lives

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

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Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno

They're calling it, "101 Damnations."

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The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family.

When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said "Uhhh...let me be Claire."

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TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ.

Bourne is the King of Israel!

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Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.

*Interception*

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The Fantastic Four porno adaptation

The Fantastic Fourskin

Where all the actors are expected to suck.

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Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture.

It will be called 'The Orifice'.

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