Adapt

Jokes

ACDC are the most electrifying band

It's amazing how they always adapt to each other

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Someone asked me why i was so dense.

Pretty sure its because of how we evolved to adapt to Earth's high gravity.

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What do you call the ability to boast about one's ability to adapt to different situations?

Flex - ibility

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If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, Ive decided that Im going to name my first born child after him.

Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.

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If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, Ive decided that Im going to name my first born child after him.

Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.

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When you want to make a meme but you dont have a picture

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English.

ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.

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Adapt Popular Movie Titles to Make Them Pornographic

Saving Ryan's Privates
Goofellas
Supersize Me

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Adapt this joke to your favorite bandartist!

>My girlfriend broke up with me because I make too many Linkin Park references.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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A man puts a USB drive into his new computer...

The USB doesn't work with the computer's native software, so he downloads a program to adapt it. A few weeks later, he started having problems. After trying everything, he uninstalls the USB adapting program. This fixes it.

"Of course," said the man, "It was the bus driver."


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I will adapt your old joke into a video

Dear Reddit Humorists,

I am a huge fan of this sub reddit. It's pretty much the only thing I read on here. So let me first thank everyone who posts their grandpa's favorite joke. I am a director and I love comedy. So I've adapted a couple jokes into videos.

http://youtu.be/vJZm2nSpiNA?hd=1

http://youtu.be/5yZupqf-HHU?hd=1

If


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