Acupuncture

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I am so unlucky

That I pierced a picture of my mother-in-law with needles and I cured her arthritis with acupuncture.

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Ya know, I tried acupuncture last weekend

I just didn't really get the point

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Don't trust people that do acupuncture..

They are back stabbers!

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Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

you can't say it's pointless.

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Ive heard acupuncture can help treat erectile dysfunction

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Why don't blind people like acupuncture?

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If Acupuncture, which is inserting needles on you, makes you feel good and Voodoo, which is inserting needles on something that looks like you, makes you feel shit...

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I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture.

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I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian.

She did Voodoo acupuncture.

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After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

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