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What illegal activity does Jack Nicholson do regularly?

He torrence his films for free

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What is the Prime Minister of Israel's favorite activity?

Nuttin'. Yahoo!

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

does it **HAVE** to be a group activity?

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A man visits the doctor for a checkup.

"Your vitals look fine," he said. "But it looks like your sperm count is a bit low. Have you felt any changes in sexual desire or had difficulty in bed?"

"Now that you mention it, the last few times I've had an orgasm, I've felt like my entire testicle was being sucked through my dick!"

"Oh dear," the doctor said. "It


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What do you call the activity of bats?

Battery.

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What's an rdankmemes mod's favorite outdoors activity?

Camping

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How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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What activity can reduce a person's chance of dying of cancer by 16.6?

Russian Roulette.

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I took some pictures of a cop involved in criminal activity and brought them to the Washington Post.

Yes, Post. This officer right here.

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What is a least favourite letter of a pirate?

Dear sir, we have record of your illegal downloading activity.

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After years of speculation, researchers have finally published a journal article documenting how long people tend to spend engaging in sexual activity.

It’s about fucking time.

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Did you know that a cyclops favorite winter activity is sking?

It’s like skiing, but with one “eye”

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Today in Maths class, our teacher told us we had to do an activity where we flipped coins.

The process was that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup, then repeat until we had no coins left.

I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but now I’ve got 15 dead bodies.

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Why did all the dishes move by themselves in that bears house?

There was bearanormal activity

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What's a pirate's favorite activity?

Sailing.





Alternative punchline: Arrrguing

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Whats a key activity in the comedic orgasm process?

Pun-ilingus

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WHEN AN ASIAN SEES AN F IN ANTI SOCIAL ACTIVITY

F does not stand for friendly f stands for future hobo. A is for true Asian.

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The wife said: "Bulls can engage in sexual activity more than 20 times in a day. I wish you could do that..."

"Sounds good to me, or do you think they do it with only one cow?"

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What activity consists of pretending to be prey?

Role-preying

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What do you call a paranormal activity that happen in the middle-east region?

The ghost israel.

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A dentist is watching The News

The news: flosing was the #1 activity of last year

*detnists searches up flossing on the web*

Dentist: SON OF A B**** 😡

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A young lad was trying to woo a missus at the pub.

The gal kept insisting that they were polar opposites. Indeed, they had very little in common, thoroughly different down to the lengths of their thumbs. Discouraged but determined, the man took a swig of ale and kept chatting her up.

"Everything's better when you do the opposite of what you're accustomed to, my dear girl!"

"Well, I do like to swi


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All the adults judged me because I jumped into the ball pit at the children's activity centre...

It's like they'd never seen a naked man before

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TIL that a chemical in blueberries stimulates mental activity

Food for thought

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Scientists have discovered a certain activity that diminishes a woman's anger by 90 percent.

SHOPPING

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I was having a steamy sex with my wife's younger sister.

When she suddenly walked into our activity and said, "You people disgust me."

I said, "We never discussed you at all."

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Okay theres a lot of controversy but Youtube is still pretty reasonable, we dont need to hate on them

After review we determined that the activity in this account violated our Community Guidelines and has been suspended.
[Edit: nvm]

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Buying your first car and losing your virginity have a lot of similarities...

It’s your first time doing an adult activity, and you’re paying somebody else to fuck you.

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What's a cows favorite activity?

Watching moovies.

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What do you call the activity where you insert a hairy rod in your mouth and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth.

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What activity does the owl mafia participate in?

Drive by hootings.

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Gay pirate ship

What's the crew's favorite activity on a gay Pirate Ship? Splittin' all the booty!

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Did you know Nebraska has the highest rate of depression and extramarital activity?

It's a sad state of affairs.

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What was High King Arthers favorite activity?

Hiking

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What did the introvert say when his girlfriend took his hand and asked him to cuddle on the couch?

"Why must it be a group activity?"

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Here are statistics of rJokes based on activity of the past week! (11-07-2018)

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Here are statistics of rJokes based on activity of the past week! (11-04-2018)

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How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?

Why must it be a group activity?

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What do you call two friendly ghosts that are playing together?

Pair a normal activity

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What is an Alabamians favorite Halloween activity?

Pumpkin.

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TIFU by doing BDSM with my wife's sister, when she suddenly walked into our activity

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Whats a cannibals favourite Christmas activity?

To have chest ‘n nuts roasting on an open fire.

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I encountered some paranormal activity at the local airport.


My plane wasn't delayed.

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What happens if you google sellout?

You get redirected to the homepage and your activity is reported to the Chinese government.

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"Have you ever witnessed any paranormal activity?" my date asked me.

I said, "Yes. The self-checkouts at the local supermarket worked first time."

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does everything have to be a group activity?

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In what activity does 910 people enjoy?

Gangbang

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb...?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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A panda joke!

A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"


The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'


The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuo


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They say the feds track all internet activity and look out for keywords that indicate terrorism or otherwise

I wanted to test this out and Googled "how to kill President"

Few days later I received a care package containing ammo

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