Accordance

Jokes

If we need to put all the people in one long line, in accordance with their level of income, in ascending order, will we be able to understand privilege?

Or his nice big dog peeing on my bicycle Tyre will do?

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The Royal Wedding Night.

On the night of the wedding of a royal couple, they wanted to ensure that everything was done in accordance with proper customs and etiquette. So, she began, "Sir, I offer you my honour."

He replied, "I honour your offer."

And that's how it went all night. Honour. Offer. Honour. Offer. Honour. Offer.


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In accordance with Steak and BJ day, I would like my steak Medium Rare

and my blowjob well done.

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