Accomplice

Jokes

I would never be someones partner in crime

Because I have nothing to accomplice

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Adventures in nomenclature

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder

Dad always said he'd accomplice something.

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BLONDE ACCOMPLICE

PEOPLE ARE REFERRING TO THE BLONDE ACCOMPLICE OF THE FORMER ESCAPED CONVICTS AS THE SHAW-SKANK.
THE BIG BREAK IN THE CASE IS WHEN THEY MATCHED D N A FROM THE HUNTING CABIN TO THE D N A IN HER UNDERWEAR

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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Is it whisky?

Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says "is it whisky?". His accomplice turns to him and says "yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank".

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If a person helps a thief before he steals something this person is called an accomplice and he will pay for this

if a person helps a thief after he steals something this person is called a lawyer and he will be paid for this

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