Accommodate

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You dont have to be mad to work here but...

...we do have an inclusive employment policy and our HR aim to accommodate most mental health issues.

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Top 5 Anime betrayals !

Blizzard - You guys don't have phones ?

EA - Sense of pride and accomplishment.

Apple - Thats not how you hold a phone ! Courage.

United Airlines - Re-accommodate these customers.

Pepsi - Guys, chill with the protests ! Have a Pepsi.

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A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
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A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
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A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.















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A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
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A boob, a vagina, and an asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three of them.

Boob : I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.

Vagina : That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
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Scientist have discovered a way to make food that, after eaten, produces absolutely no solid waste.

They expect that within a few million years, humanity will physically evolve to accommodate our new digestive requirements. They also predict the world will become a utopia, because there will be no assholes.

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I like my girls like I like my Pringles....

Thin, stacked, and just barely wide enough to accommodate my fist.

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