Accessory

Jokes

What kind of shower accessory is hard to get to know?

A loofah.

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What's the best accessory?

a p00py diap3r

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Why was the child's blanket arrested?

For being an accessory to a kid napping.

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Why was the children's blanket arrested?

For being an accessory to a kid napping.

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What do you call a necklace on a serial killer?

An accessory to murder.

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Whats David Blaines favorite accessory?

His watch.... watch.... watch....

(‘lil magish humor)

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What's the difference between a nude and a guitar accessory shaped like a penis?

One's a dick pic.

The other's a dick pick.

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What's the difference between a cyborg and an sex-game accessory?

A firewall.

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I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is.

He said, "Clouds."

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My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder

Dad always said he'd accomplice something.

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Ice caps are a great summer accessory.

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"Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."

Mike Tyson: "That's easy. It's Perth!"

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Why was the killer's watch arrested?

Because it was proven to be accessory to murder.

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Hobbit Sex Appeal

What is the latest accessory exhibited by women in New Zealand to attract men?

Iphones.

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A woman was recently taken into custody for strangling her husband with a necklace...

...but she was only charged with accessory to murder.

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What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes?

I won't be an accessory to this.

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