Acceptance

Jokes

William Shakespeare takes a potion and is propelled into the modern age.

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How to solve a fat acceptance debate?

Just wait, diabetes and heart problems will eventually take care of it

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Scat Fetish Acceptance

Now that's a movement I can get behind.

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Fat acceptance in a nutshell

Getting an A in exam is hard, so lets make D the new A because a D is easy to get

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We should respect the fat acceptance movement for how unique it is...

It's the only movement without movement.

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How is fat acceptance a movement?

When nobody moves.

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That new movie Birdbox is a revolutionary step forward for the cultural acceptance and advancement of blind people

Too bad they can't see it

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Fat Acceptance

The only movement that doesn’t move.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...

barely has any movement at all?

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There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.

There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.

The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"

"I only counted ten." responded his wife.

The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."


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When fat acceptance is a "movement"

but they cant actually move.

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

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Fat acceptance???

The fat acceptance movement is the only movement that can’t move XD

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I would consider fat acceptance...

But there isn’t enough space for you in my heart

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The fat acceptance movement is...

The only movement without movement

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My friend is so stupid

He is so stupid that when I sent him a fake letter of acceptance to Yale he thought it meant he was going to jail.

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True story

Son: I got my college acceptance letter, and they’re giving me a $3,000 scholarship!

Mom: You did? What for?

Son: Community service!

Mom: Do they know a judge told you that you had to do it?

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The fat acceptance movement...

Is the only movement without movement.

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The irony of the fat acceptance movement...

is the inheirant lack of movement.

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The fat acceptance movement is the only movement...

without any movement

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For everyone college I apply to, I also send them an ant farm.

That way, if I don't get an acceptance letter, I can still hope for an accept ants letter.

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What does the Fat Acceptance Movement lack?

An actual movement.

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Why do fat acceptance supporters make no sense?

Because their reasoning is circular.

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

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What's the difference between the past 5 presidential debates and Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar acceptance speech?

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My Acceptance Speech

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, as best they could. As for my fingers, well I could always count on them. And finally my hips, for they never lied."

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The fact acceptance movement and the French Revolution are very similar.

People losing their heads over eating cake.

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Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's

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Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?

No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause

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The fat acceptance movement needs a Gandhi...

but no one's willing to go on hunger strike for the cause.

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National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...

The 5 stages of buying petrol.

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A blonde gets an acceptance letter to Harvard

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