William Shakespeare takes a potion and is propelled into the modern age.

How to solve a fat acceptance debate?

Just wait, diabetes and heart problems will eventually take care of it

Scat Fetish Acceptance

Now that's a movement I can get behind.

Fat acceptance in a nutshell

Getting an A in exam is hard, so lets make D the new A because a D is easy to get

We should respect the fat acceptance movement for how unique it is...

It's the only movement without movement.

How is fat acceptance a movement?

When nobody moves.

That new movie Birdbox is a revolutionary step forward for the cultural acceptance and advancement of blind people

Too bad they can't see it

Fat Acceptance

The only movement that doesn’t move.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...

barely has any movement at all?

There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.

There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.

The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"

"I only counted ten." responded his wife.

The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."

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When fat acceptance is a "movement"

but they cant actually move.

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

Fat acceptance???

The fat acceptance movement is the only movement that can’t move XD

I would consider fat acceptance...

But there isn’t enough space for you in my heart

The fat acceptance movement is...

The only movement without movement

My friend is so stupid

He is so stupid that when I sent him a fake letter of acceptance to Yale he thought it meant he was going to jail.

True story

Son: I got my college acceptance letter, and they’re giving me a $3,000 scholarship!

Mom: You did? What for?

Son: Community service!

Mom: Do they know a judge told you that you had to do it?

The fat acceptance movement...

Is the only movement without movement.

The irony of the fat acceptance movement...

is the inheirant lack of movement.

The fat acceptance movement is the only movement...

without any movement

For everyone college I apply to, I also send them an ant farm.

That way, if I don't get an acceptance letter, I can still hope for an accept ants letter.

What does the Fat Acceptance Movement lack?

An actual movement.

Why do fat acceptance supporters make no sense?

Because their reasoning is circular.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

What's the difference between the past 5 presidential debates and Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar acceptance speech?

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My Acceptance Speech

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, as best they could. As for my fingers, well I could always count on them. And finally my hips, for they never lied."

The fact acceptance movement and the French Revolution are very similar.

People losing their heads over eating cake.

Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's

Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?

No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause

The fat acceptance movement needs a Gandhi...

but no one's willing to go on hunger strike for the cause.

National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...

The 5 stages of buying petrol.

A blonde gets an acceptance letter to Harvard

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