Acceleration

Jokes

What did the physics teacher say to Luke Skywalker?

Use the mass times acceleration!

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I met this guy the other day

He was like acceleration, but more derivative. He was a real jerk.

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What's the difference between velocity and acceleration?

What?! You couldn't derrive that on your own?

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In physics class today...

So in physics today, our teach is talking about acceleration of objects. He was like "object c is accelerating on top of object b..." and I was like the acceleration is the second derivative. Take the derivative of that and you get the 3rd derivative, or what some mathematicians call: Jerk. Therefore, the object accelerating it is also "Jerking".


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I hear people bragging about the suicide rate going down

They neglect to mention the fact that it is in fact the rate of acceleration that's gone down.

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I just came up with this earlier today so I dunno if it's any good. Whatcha reckon?

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I took my old computer to a computer repair shop

I asked the shop owner "My computer is too slow. What can I do ?"

Shop owner inspected the computer and said "It needs some hardware acceleration"

Me: How much acceleration would it need ?

Shop owner: 9.8 meter per second squared.

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May the force be...

Equal to mass times acceleration

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May the fourth be...

Equal to mass times acceleration

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May the forth be...

Equal to mass times acceleration

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A guy driving ahead of me was changing his car's acceleration from time to time..

Jerk!

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May the f...

...orce be equal to mass times acceleration.

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My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration.

It was a jerk move.

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I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi?

The mass * acceleration is strong with you.

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