Abyss

Jokes

Is there a Rule 34 for Vantablack?

I keep staring into an abyss.

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Chuck Norris gazed briefly into an abyss.

The abyss shied away.

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AMA Request: Suicide bombers that successfully participated in an attack.

What was it like when you blew yourself up at a two-man military checkpoint in shithole, Iraq?

What did it feel like entering into the black abyss of nothingness instead of the paradise you were promised?

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Can you feel me now?

As of late my wife has been saying that she can’t feel me in bed, so last night I decided to try something new. After a few moments in the velvet abyss I pulled out and rammed it right in her ass, yelling “can you feel me now?”

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Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss...

It blinked.

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Did you hear about the guy who threw all his cans of marijuana into the abyss?

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Last year we were at the edge of an abyss.

This year we took a big step forward.

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I stared into the abyss.

It stared back... and said it just wants to be friends.

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If you gaze long into an abyss

you are gazing into an abyss

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What do you call a sarcastic abyss?

A sar-chasm.

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What do you get if you let children throw their writing implements down a deep hole?

Legalized crayon-abyss

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Two men across the world from each other are doing completely different things: one is skywalking on a rope over an abyss, and another is getting a blowjob from a 90 year old. What are they both thinking?

Don't look down!

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But our friends - creative designers and developers - know what to do! You just need to press RED button and voice form Abyss of Internet will ask the most popular question in such situations…And you will feel better…for sure… check for: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy com

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Where does all your lost weed go?

The can abyss

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