Abuse

Jokes

Why is illegal to shoot niggers?

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I would never joke about animal abuse.

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Did you know my dad is an incredible magician?

He can turn a case of Jack Daniels into a case of domestic abuse

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What do children and privileges have in common?

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I caught my friend harassing some electricity.

I told him it was an abuse of power.

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A Muslim man reported his wife for domestic abuse...

She threw a highjab.

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Why arent there more streamers under fire for animal abuse?

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I heard there was a domestic abuse situation in my neighborhood.

That hit close to home.

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Jokes about domestic abuse

are only funny until someone gets hurt.

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A man named his son Rock Bottom

he ends up in jail a few years later for domestic abuse. his wife visits him and asks him through tears: “What happened? Why are you here?” The husband says: “I’ve hit Rock Bottom”

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People tell me that therapy will solve my problems with sexual abuse

But there can't be therapy without the-rapist.

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I called the child abuse hotline...

It turns out it’s for victims only

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New research shows that Hitler had a substance abuse problem.

Apparently he liked to sniff marker pens.

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As a child, I almost became a victim of sexual abuse.

Unfortunately, the babysitter always refused to touch me.

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Just found out my boyfriend is into bestiality! Luckily I was able to dump him before he could abuse our poodle...

I caught him at the grooming stage.

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No one has ever died from alcohol abuse.

Don't believe me? Go to a cemetery and read whats on the headstones. "From his children", "From her husband", "From his friends and family".

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Apple is making a new drug abuse detector

The ICUP.

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John Krasinski can't smoke weed without getting arrested for domestic abuse

Because he's hitting blunt

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People that abuse the welfare system always try to get their five a day.

But if they can only conceive one kid, then that's not too bad.

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I drove up to a crossroad the other day

It wouldn't stop shouting abuse at me

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"The average woman will receive verbal abuse six times a day," said my wife.

I said, "Honey, you're not the average woman. You're a million times what the average woman is."

"Aww, thanks babe," she replied.

I said, "It wasn't a compliment. Lose some fucking weight."

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What do you get when you combine flour, water, sugar, salt, yeast, and animal abuse?

PETA bread.

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A guy was getting a lot of abuse from two kids at a supermarket.

So the guy says to the mother are they twins? Mother replies how the fuck can they be twins, one is 9 and the other one is 6 the guy replies, well I didn't think anyone could fuck you twice...

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Poetry Competition

Translated from another language:

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Chan and Leu were famous poets in the village of Laolam.

One day there were Bards battle Chan and Leu participated, Chan and Leu were opponents.

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Chan sang :

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*"I went to the store,*

*bought a lemon Juicy*


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Why was Britney Spears arrested?

Child abuse. She hit her baby one more time

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What do you call it when you put a baby in a freezer?

**Chilled abuse**

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How many substance abuse counselors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What's the difference between my dad and a doctor?

When a doctor puts his fingers up my ass, they call it a "prostate examination". When my dad does it they call it "child abuse" and "disturbing".

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Why is it illegal to shoot niggers?

Because that's animal abuse

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A lot of folks say that the the sexual perpetrators of the MeToo movement exercised an absurd abuse of power, but I dont think thats true at all.

They exercised an OBSCENE abuse of power.
An ABSURD abuse of power would be if Shinzo Abe was groped by a melted clock.

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Its a known fact that Ray Charles loved to party.

Eventually, accusations began to surface about Ray’s drug abuse and womanizing tendencies.

Ray apologized to the public and said he just couldn’t see himself doing any of the alleged acts.

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So its known face that Ray Charles loved to party.

Eventually, allegations started to come out about Ray’s drug abuse and womanizing tendencies.

Ray apologized to the public and said he just couldn’t see himself doing any of the alleged acts.

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So its known face that Ray Charles loved to party.

Eventually, allegations started to come out about Ray’s drug abuse and womanizing tendencies.

Ray apologized to the public and said he just couldn’t see himself doing any of the alleged acts.

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Girlfriends are much like game exploits

Abuse it till you lose it.

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Why, why did Michael Jackson sexually abuse children?

Human Nature

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 had a domestic abuse issue

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Sin!

Child abuse is cardinal sin

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Domestic abuse isn't funny...

That's why I don't laugh at beat up houses.

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Why did Cardinal George Pell sexually abuse boys for 3 decades?

He was trying to groom them for priesthood.

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Macaulay Culkin has once again asserted that Michael Jackson didn't abuse him ..

To be fair , I wouldn't want to cross a boy who can make deadly traps from everyday household items .

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Daddy and me.

So..if you don't know..i was raped when I was 14..by my father. It began a pattern of physical abuse and sexual abuse that occured almost daily. Yeah. So I remember after one particularly BRUTAL encounter going to the bathroom crying and looking in the mirror and saying: "Winter, this has GOT to stop.."so I made a promise to myself that day. Seeing that that bruised and battered fac


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Stevie Wonder responds to the Michael Jackson 'Leaving Neverland' controversy

Acknowledging the sexual abuse allegations against Jackson, Stevie said he didn't see anything

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The fresh abuse allegations aimed at Michael Jackson dont matter to me I separate the art from the artist.

I’m an art thief.

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Was about to hit my girlfriend

when i remembered child abuse is illegal.

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Even after years of abuse, Kurt Cobain still had a very low tolerance to his addiction.

He’d lose his head with one shot.

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Cardinal George Pell has just been convicted of child abuse -


Just goes to show that abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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I read the report on the sexual abuse of minors in the Catholic church

It seems that much of the abuse took place in the rectory.

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R Kelly has been charged with sexual abuse

I guess there was something wrong with that bump and grind.

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Great joke about child abuse!

Let me tell you guys before my dad beats me to it.

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So my dad always abused me as a kid...

..but I knew it wasnt his fault. I wasnt gonna abuse him back, I was gonna abuse what made him do that to me.

So thats how I became a raging alcoholic.

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