Ironically, the second most abundant element, Helium (He) in the Universe is facing shortage on Earth. Do not use 'He He' unnecessarily further.
An old joke from East Germany
A German worker gets a job in Siberia. Aware of how all mail will be read by censors, he tells his friends: "Let’s establish a code: if a letter you will get from me is written in ordinary blue ink, it is true; if it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, his friends get the first letter, written in blue ink: "Everything is wonderful here: stores are
Oil boom jokes
I live in williston nd the center of a big oil boom where the male to female ratio is ridiculous. Making the men rather desperate. Being a fairly attractive female I get hit on relentlessly. So when men start staring at me in the bar I loudly say ,"what? You never seen a tranny before?" Lol in hopes to deter them. I told my buddy " when I go to the bathroom tell this stranger next
What is the most abundant spice in Africa?
My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona.
"You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"
*sigh* "No dad how did they decide on a name?"
"Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"
(Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona)
(I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfat
What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?
A sunny day.
What element is most abundant in piss?
Fat women are like hydrogen
single and abundant