Abundant

Jokes

Ironically, the second most abundant element, Helium (He) in the Universe is facing shortage on Earth. Do not use 'He He' unnecessarily further.

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An old joke from East Germany

A German worker gets a job in Siberia. Aware of how all mail will be read by censors, he tells his friends: "Let’s establish a code: if a letter you will get from me is written in ordinary blue ink, it is true; if it is written in red ink, it is false."

After a month, his friends get the first letter, written in blue ink: "Everything is wonderful here: stores are


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Oil boom jokes

I live in williston nd the center of a big oil boom where the male to female ratio is ridiculous. Making the men rather desperate. Being a fairly attractive female I get hit on relentlessly. So when men start staring at me in the bar I loudly say ,"what? You never seen a tranny before?" Lol in hopes to deter them. I told my buddy " when I go to the bathroom tell this stranger next


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What is the most abundant spice in Africa?

Paprika.

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My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona.

"You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"

*sigh* "No dad how did they decide on a name?"

"Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"

(Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona)

(I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfat


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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

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What element is most abundant in piss?

Beargryllium

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Fat women are like hydrogen

single and abundant

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