Chuck Norris used to be in an abstract art exhibit.
People never saw Chuck Norris the same after that.... because he punched them in the face for looking at him funny.
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
How blind I am... I was in my mothers bathroom and looked and noticed she had gotten new abstract blown glass art
Later that night I’m using my parents amazon to check the status of my order.. Those weren’t abstract art pieces. They were 8 glass dildos.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear
An abstract artist was found dead in his apartment late Friday evening...
...the full details are sketchy.
(The Last of Us: Left Behind)
I always wanted to be an abstract painter.
I won't go into detail.
My grandmother, a life-long abstract artist, has dementia.
For the longest the family couldn't be sure of her mental illness, but eventually we all saw the landscape.
78 down vote There's a mathematician whose non-mathematician friends are constantly ribbing him because his field is just so abstract and seems to have no relevance to the real world.
TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults
because they suck at drawing.
How does an abstract artist paint?
They wipe their ass with canvas.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless
Women are like abstract paintings...
They can be very beautiful, and they often don't make any sense.
Worth the read.
The following selection of mistakes in examinations may convince almost any one that there are some peaks of ignorance which he has yet to climb:
Magna Charta said that the King had no right to bring soldiers into a lady's house and tell her to mind them.
Panama is a town of Colombo, where they are trying to make an isthmus.
I have an abstract joke...
But I just can't seem to get it.
Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one...
Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A fish!
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Ladies and gentlemen... STEVEN WRIGHT (more in comments)
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse?
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the suspect.
I wrote a song, but I can&