Abroad

Jokes

Yeah I studied abroad

It was your mom

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Why did the frat guy want to major in anatomy?

He thought he would get to study abroad

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Putin on a trip.

Vladimir Putin is traveling abroad. He enters the customs line, approaches the agent and is asked:

Agent: age?

Putin: 66

Agent: occupation?

Putin: not this time, just visiting.

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An American is abroad in Europe and talking to some people about work. "I have the most dangerous job in the world!"

The European guy, flabbergasted exclaimed "What do you do!?"

"I'm a full time student!"

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I was studying abroad in college.

She called the campus police and had me charged with stalking.

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Why can't melons get married abroad?

Because they cantaloupe

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My buddy asks me if I remember that show "Locked up Abroad."

I says "No, never seen it. What'd they lock her up for?"

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Why do the male immigrant's coworkers think he is transgender?

Because he was born abroad.

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Did you hear about the Farmer who was abroad for a long period of time as an enlisted soldier?

His wife sent him a John Deere letter.

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A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.

The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

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Hey why are you here looking at that girl? I thought you were studying abroad?

No, I said a was studying a broad!

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43 of americans get their drugs from abroad.

I think her name is Kathy.

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Right now Im studying abroad.

I think my next patient is a dude though.

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Where can you find the woman of your dreams?

Abroad.

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What do you call a bean on holiday?

Abroad bean

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What did the goose say to the chicken?

My neck might be long but YOUR neck is on the chopping block every night, in many households, both domestic and abroad!

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Why did the transgender couple break up?

One cheated on the other while they were abroad.

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My career has many perks. For example, my company just sent me abroad.

I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.

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What is a Soviet musical duet?

A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.

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A kid asks his grandfather: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?

His grandfather replies: “Peace abroad”.

The kid says: “Wow Grandpa I didn’t know you were such a humanitarian”.

Grandma yells from the kitchen: “Humanitarian my ass. Your grandpa didn’t say peace abroad, he said pizza broad! You know, the cute pizza delivery girl”.


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Dirty Grampa

A kid asks his grandfather: “If you could have anything in the world what would it be?” His grandfather replies: “Peace abroad”.

The kid says: “Wow Grandpa I didn’t know you were such a humanitarian”.

Grandma yells from the kitchen: “Humanitarian my ass. Your grandpa didn’t say peace abroad, he said pizza broad! Yo


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While traveling abroad, when is it acceptable to publicly urinate?

When European



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I met my first girlfriend while studying abroad

I learned a lot from her

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What is a Soviet musical duet?

A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.

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What is a Soviet musical duet?

A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.

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A Canadian man lost his passport traveling abroad. Upon returning the border patrol stopped him and asked to see his passport....

"I don't have it, but I'm from Canada I swear."
"Oh, really? I need you to prove it to me."
"I'm afraid I don't have a way to do that, sorey"
"Alright, come on through"

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I was studying abroad in the Middle East, when a flock of seagulls attacked

Iran so far away.. ‘Couldn’t get away

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My brother and I met while we were just young men traveling abroad.

Because were twins.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and aioli?

Aioli did a semester abroad

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I was chatting with a fat girl visiting from London. She said, "How would you Americans describe me?"

I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."

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Caitlyn Jenner hadnt been seen or heard from in several days and her concerned family filed a missing persons report.

The detective assigned to the case quickly discovered that Caitlyn had travelled to Cuba without telling anyone. Turns out she’d been abroad the whole time!

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A butt-ugly man travelled abroad. He took a picture with a baboon and sent it to his mother. The caption read:

I'm the one on the right.

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Where is a French prostitute's favourite holiday location abroad?

_Lahore_

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If Oprah traveled abroad to the Middle East

everyone would get a bomb.

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What do you call a hot chick you meet in another country?

Abroad.

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Why did the blonde travel abroad with her boyfriend to beat him?

Cause at that point, it isn't domestic violence anymore.

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Why did the blonde travel abroad with his boyfriend to beat him?

Cause at that point, it isn't domestic violence anymore.

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It takes 9 months to have a baby. Well, guess how long it takes to flee abroad?

Considering how reliable airports are, about 10 months.

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Whyd the international student get detained.

He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.

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Why cant rockmelons get married abroad?

They Cantaloupe.

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Why do Australians abroad always work in pubs?

They're used to being behind bars.

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A guy was going abroad for his job

He didn't want his lady love to feel sexually left out when he wasn't present and make love with other men.

So he gifted her the magic dildo.

The magic dildo had remarkable capabilities. All you had to do was say "Magic dildo" followed by where you wanted it to insert itself and it would almost as if come out of nowhere and give you the best climax yo


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I'm studying Abroad

Everytime I go the shoe store.

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I came up with this in a dream, but here you go... (NSFW)

"When solving a murder case abroad, why is it important to have sex with all of the suspects?"


"Forensics (foreign sex) analysis."
Feel free to fix this, it makes a lot less sense awake.

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I tell people I went to Paris my junior year abroad

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What's the singular of "Women's Studies?"

Study abroad.

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A couple of months ago, I banged up abroad. Now Im jail.

Damn child support

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When is a statesman not a statesman?

When he's abroad.

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SPY FACT:

When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07

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I'm studying abroad.

I learn so much from her.

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