A recently ordained Irish priest was traveling to his new parish. As he drove down the lane, he saw a man in a ditch screwing a sheep. The young priest shuddered, offering a prayer, and crossed himself.
A few miles down the road he saw another man in the fields also boffing a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several pra
When they made me they broke the mold
There was also some screaming of words like "abomination," "kill it with fire" and "dear god why?"
Not a joke so much as I need help finding a joke
Ok so there is this person, so devoid of humor I can hardly say they are a person. They love that whole "dust my wets" meme and dumb thing about being high. But things with an actual punchline goes over her head, even dad jokes are useless. How do I make this abomination I live with laugh? Roommate btw
What do you get when you cross a child with a horse?
An awful lot of screaming and an abomination at the end.
Homosexuality should not be accepted in a civilized society.
It is an abomination. "sexuality" has a Latin root and "homo" is Greek. Really the word should be monosexuality!
Mum asked me how i knew i was gay...
i replied "because when i see a vagina i think its an abomination of human evolution"
There were too many suicide bombings happening in Iraq.
I think it is fair to call it abomination.
What do you get if you mix a kangaroo and a sheep?
What do you get when you mix an Elephant and a Rhino?
What do you get when you mix mustard and ketchup together?
A disgusting abomination that I'm personally ashamed you deserved a punch-line.
What do you call the period of America from 20082016?
What do you call a duck with 3 arms and no legs?
Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ
Open your eyes people, under that abomination he calls hair is the sign 666!
The legalization of gay marriage
Leviticus 18:22 - 'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.'
What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone.
Happy Saxophone Day
Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me.
Edit: beside to beyond
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?
What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid?
**A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**
What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree.
They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way.
How many bombs does it take to destroy Europe?