Abominable

Jokes

I had to put a bomb inside a bull today. So I guess you could say hes

__*Abominable..*__

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Whats a homosexual abominable snowmans favorite civil war battle

GayYetisberg


Thanks mom for that one

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What do you call the Russian abominable snowman?

Nyeti.

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Bovine Terrorist Strikes Matador

It was abominable.

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Seeing Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman is nothing compared to seeing a man do this:__________.

Redditors, fill in the blank.

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Scientists were asked if they had definitive proof of the "abominable Snowman"

They replied, "Not Yeti"

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Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

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What do you call a bomb in a bull?

Abominable

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What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?

Abominable.

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Did you hear about the cow that swallowed the dynamite?

It was abominable.

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A terrorist was accused of putting a stick of dynamite in a steer.

It was abominable.

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What does an abominable snowman do at 12 pm in the afternoon?

Avalanche

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A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

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What do you call a male cow stuffed with C4?

Abominable

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What you you can an abominable country fueled by war over oil?

[deleted]

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I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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Did you hear about the cow that swallowed a time bomb?

The situation was abominable

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What do you call a Jihad male cow?

Abominable

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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